Posts by Mr. Falcon

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"Drugs are demonic, mmmmkay?"

by Mr. Falcon in

i hope everyone is having a wonderful summer filled with district conventions and auxillary pioneering.

just kidding, let's talk drugs.. as a kid growing up in the mid-80's and through the 90's, we had all kinds of lame, pointless anti-drug programs at school.

the most common one was the d.a.r.e.

Mr. Falcon

Guess who just became one of the Anointed

who delivers 10 times out of 10? charlie brown, jr.

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"Drugs are demonic, mmmmkay?"

by Mr. Falcon in

i hope everyone is having a wonderful summer filled with district conventions and auxillary pioneering.

just kidding, let's talk drugs.. as a kid growing up in the mid-80's and through the 90's, we had all kinds of lame, pointless anti-drug programs at school.

the most common one was the d.a.r.e.

Mr. Falcon

haha I gotta admit though, the Watchtower Study would be 1,000,000,000,000 times more interesting if we were all "puff, puff, pass" during it....

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"Drugs are demonic, mmmmkay?"

by Mr. Falcon in

i hope everyone is having a wonderful summer filled with district conventions and auxillary pioneering.

just kidding, let's talk drugs.. as a kid growing up in the mid-80's and through the 90's, we had all kinds of lame, pointless anti-drug programs at school.

the most common one was the d.a.r.e.

"Drugs are demonic, mmmmkay?"

by Mr. Falcon in

i hope everyone is having a wonderful summer filled with district conventions and auxillary pioneering.

just kidding, let's talk drugs.. as a kid growing up in the mid-80's and through the 90's, we had all kinds of lame, pointless anti-drug programs at school.

the most common one was the d.a.r.e.

Mr. Falcon

LOL . . . from that description . . . sounds like they would be out of work anyway.

yup, they'd be like, "Forget this, guys! Some other demons already hit this lady up!"

NOTE: I meant to add to this thread that I am not proving nor disproving the existence of "demons." The point I'm trying to stumble towards is that perhaps, if such spirits DO exist, why do JWs insist on trying to explain demonic behavior or habits. As if they know exactly how demons operate. Why can't they just admit that if the spirit world exists, it is far more than anything a mortal human could comprehend.

On second thought, I have no idea what I'm saying. Perhaps I'm on drugs.

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"Drugs are demonic, mmmmkay?"

by Mr. Falcon in

i hope everyone is having a wonderful summer filled with district conventions and auxillary pioneering.

just kidding, let's talk drugs.. as a kid growing up in the mid-80's and through the 90's, we had all kinds of lame, pointless anti-drug programs at school.

the most common one was the d.a.r.e.

Mr. Falcon

CB, what up, brother? haha I agree with Nomad, that was some quality herb she was smoking. But on a serious note, that story is complete BS. Why do stories like this as well as the media always paint marijuania to be some sort of hallucingetic drug? Like it's LSD or something. "oh shat man, I'm tripping balls! Satan is in my mirror!" Yeah okay.

sizemik - You are incorrect, sir. "Legion" referred to a large number of demons inhabiting one person's body. Being that Mother Falcon is a paranoid, ultra-conservative, prejudiced, hateful, fear-mongering JW, I hardly think that any single demon could stand being around her, let alone several... or maybe that's her defense?

"Let's attack that servant of Jeho..."

"....ummm, yikes. Nevermind."

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"Drugs are demonic, mmmmkay?"

by Mr. Falcon in

i hope everyone is having a wonderful summer filled with district conventions and auxillary pioneering.

just kidding, let's talk drugs.. as a kid growing up in the mid-80's and through the 90's, we had all kinds of lame, pointless anti-drug programs at school.

the most common one was the d.a.r.e.

Mr. Falcon

great points, everyone. As regard prescription pain killers, anybody wanna wager as to how many JWs are secretly addicted to them? And if they reason as it was mentioned in a comment above as "Well, Jehovah protects me because he knows I NEED these drugs", then they are even more delusional. Case in point, again let's consider dear old Mother Falcon. She is on 3 separate narcotics, plus Requip for restless leg syndrome. She even goes on and off with a narcotic pain patch that she slaps right on to her arm. Ignoring the dosage instructions on the bottle, she takes whatever she feels like whenever. Recently, I was doing some yard work and I severely messed up my back. I went to go bum a pain pill from her and she hands my Oxycodone. The bottle says take 1 every 4 hours. She says, "Yeah I ususally take 2 at a time." (in addition to her 3,000 other drugs she takes). My jaw dropped.

Recently she was in the hospital for an illness and she was giving the nurses quite a difficult time. You see, in the hospital, the nurses can only follow the pain medicines instructions, they can't bypass them and give you whatever, whenever you want it. She was crying, begging me and Old Man Falcon to smuggle her in drugs from her stash at home. But she loves to make comments against "dirty satan worshippers who smoke their weed."

"Thank Jehovah, my mind isn't corrupted by drug use!"

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"Drugs are demonic, mmmmkay?"

by Mr. Falcon in

i hope everyone is having a wonderful summer filled with district conventions and auxillary pioneering.

just kidding, let's talk drugs.. as a kid growing up in the mid-80's and through the 90's, we had all kinds of lame, pointless anti-drug programs at school.

the most common one was the d.a.r.e.